Some days, I really wonder about the senders of junk e-mail. No. Not some days, all days. It just happens some days I give it more thought than others. Today. Right now for example.
I mean I love the Dear Sir/Madam generic pleas for aid. You know the one’s where they need my help to launder the money their rich Father/Prince/Husband left them. Because if they are too scared to touch that imaginary money, I certainly want to stick my neck out for that pretend currency. Leave me be and let me get back to playing Monopoly, where I can feel my funny money crinkle in my hands.
The foreign lotto e-mails are fun too. They give me that momentary jolt of “I won, I won”… I jump up and down in my chair for a quarter of a nano-second. Not so much. Oh, that’s right this is for all those lotteries in other countries I never entered when I never went there. Who would have thought my chances for winning would be that high?
The one that’s just amusing as all get to me right now is one I keep getting from BeachBitch27 with a subject of I Found You. And I should care about that why? Another good one is Julie with a subject of Where were you?… now that one did get me to click it open. For some reason I failed to click on any links though. It wasn’t the Julie I was thinking of, or any of the other three I know and communicate with occasionally. HottieGirl19 subject Chat With Me… hmmmm, no. Any girl who refers to herself as a ‘Hottie’ is unlikely to be in any conversation I find interesting. Yeah, I’m being snarky, so what.
These are all from yesterday and today. Granted I do have five different e-mail addresses that I monitor regularly. These examples are from just two of them though.
What are your current favorite junk e-mails?